I don’t really remember any significant memory that stood out from my childhood.. maybe I just have a really bad memory.. that or my childhood was a big failure.. but i’m just going to write about what I can remember off the top of my head.. here goes.. (yes run-on sentence)
Umm.. I remember I was back in the Philippines and my grandparent’s house was always infested with the biggest frogs you would ever find. The infestation wasn’t really that noticeable in the mornings and the afternoons but when the evenings hit, they came out of the woodworks to do their business. So pretty much I set up a 6:00 pm curfew and vowed never to set foot outside until the next day.. Anyways, one day in the middle of the night my uncle who was the troublemaker of the group literally snatched me out of from my bed while I was playing GameBoy and carried me out of the house and put me down in the middle of the backyard and sprinted back home and locked the door… FMMMLLLLLLLLL. The nastiest frogs would brush on my legs as I tried to run home. Every step I took I would always see a frog in front of me trying to jump out of the way.. I’m pretty sure I never caught up on some sleep that night. There was also this one time I was playing in the backyard with the really huge lego blocks that had hollow openings.. and as I was trying to build a tower some next frog came out of the block, leapt in mid-air and squirted me with some white liquid spray.. yeahh.. I really thought I was going to die in that instant. My mom said it was poison.. but as I’ve matured over the years and if Fully Alive taught me anything.. I’m pretty sure that white fluid was actually semen…
Umm.. there was also this one time during the time when the Power Rangers were really popular and the movie had just came out and I remember wanting to see it sooooooooooo bad. I had all these posters for the movies and I’m pretty much I completed the whole toy collection from the Happy Meal giveaways. The only problem was there was some kind of bs rule where you could only watch the movie if you were eighyears or older even if you were accompanied by a guardian.. and I was only six at that time. So on the day we were going to see the movie, mother kept reminding me that I had to say I was eight years old and that I was born on the year 1987 if anyone asked. And I obviously agreed so we hopped off of the bed, turned the car on, took a look at the mirror and said whassup.. when it was finally time to buy the tickets the ticket guy leaned over and asked me how old I was and me being so excited I screamed out ‘SIX!!!!!!’ … needless to say, we didn’t get to see the movie that day.. and I cried like a baby for god knows how long.. I was excited ok? fml.
3,4,5 soontimes. iFever. head hurts.
